Cards for Valentine’s Day Written The Toddler Way

As I’m picking out and planning Valentine cards for this year’s February 14th lovefest, I thought to myself “What would my child’s real Valentines message be for his preschool friends?” I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t give cute little Pinterest-crafted cards with clever sayings (“You’re toad-ally cool, Valentine!”) and coordinating non-candy gift (plastic toy jumping frog). If he made a Valentine card himself, it would most likely be a torn piece of paper with a booger smeared on it, with all candy and toys kept for him alone.

And if he could read and write and articulate his thoughts, his valentines messages would be a mess of self-centered, toddler-ridiculousness. Since he can’t read or write or even wipe his own ass, I decided to put my child’s valentines thoughts into words, using his toddler mind-frame. And I have to say with toddler confidence, I nailed it. The resulting valentines are spot on and HILARIOUS. You might want to print them and hand them out at your kid’s daycare or preschool. (Seriously, I recommend it.)

So here you go. Roses are red. Violets are blue. These valentines are actually true:

unbearable-toddler-valentine

 

be-mine-toddler-valentine

 

 

crayons-toddler-valentine
www.theprettybee.com

 

true-love-toddler-valentine

 

chickennuggets-toddler-valentine

 

wild-toddler-valentine
www.sarahmstyle.ca

 

diaperexplode-toddler valentine cards
www.crazylittleprojects.com

 

math-toddler- valentine cards

 

awesome-sauce-toddler- valentine cards
www.evermine.com

 

lego-toddler-valentine
www.kidthings.net

 

sniffles-toddler-valentine

 

dreaming-toddler-valentine

 

race-toddler-valentine
www.realsimple.com

 

caillou-toddler-valentine
www.lilluna.com

 

soulmates-nose-picking-toddler-valentine
www.orientaltrading.com

 

owl-card-toddler-valentine

 

battlefield-toddler-valentine
www.orientaltrading.com

 

question-toddler-valentine

 

socks-toddler-valentine-cards

 

falling-toddler-valentine-cards

 

playdate-friends-toddler-valentine-cards

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